testing. testing. is this thing on?

I wish I could take credit for finally deciding to add words to this thing. But my self-doubt needed encouragement from more than one source, namely found from me shamelessly soliciting compliments from my family and friends. The point here isn't necessarily to entertain or educate...

...I've decided to start writing {some of} my thoughts down here, so that one day, when I look back, I can pinpoint the exact day I lost my mind {no, I'm almost positive it hasn't happened yet.} This will all serve as circumstantial evidence, making you, complicit to any and all crimes {of fashion or otherwise} that are committed and regaled here.